WEAR WITH CAUTION
FACT: Junie is the King Orangutan at the Denver Zoo. FACT: Michelle is his best friend and contracted goodr to make these black and orange opticals. Guaranteed to make all humans look like orangutans to other orangutans. Use at your own risk.
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 NO LEOPARDS
Plus, no one wearing goodr sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).